May 2013
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
My Heart Rate
sodamnrelatable:
Normal:
When I’m with you
When you’re with someone else
nighthooker:
how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck
fffcuk:
*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*
judge: why did u murder that man?
me: I did it for the notes on tumblr.com
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
joycemannerism:
ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
poopflow:
rosaparking:
please dont send me videos of u jerking off unless ur rich and famous
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk:
post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
no more selfies allowed
blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
heroin will be legalized
george bush will become president again
stock market will crash
korea will blow the US up
world war 3
rhydonmyhardon:
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
snapchatting:
macbook pro?? no no i use a macbook bro. *chest bumps everyone in the room*
harrypotter-dramione:
theanti90smovement:
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.
vvorldwideweb:
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
notahoe:
I wish I was less like me and more like tan mom
meladoodle:
*throws coins at strippers really hard*
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
undirty:
*romantically climbs onto your balcony, to ask for the wifi password.*
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
tupacabra:
repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
navyxxblue:
psyaichi:
no,that’s MY internet friend. sits on them.
mrconditionalclause:
annasmeeth:
singularprincess:
WE CAN FIX THIS
WHY DON’T WE BUY YAHOO
i can see it now.
WE CAN CALL IT TUMBLOO
TUMBLOO
Exclamation: Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !! →
yahoo:
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and…
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
vocodex:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
c4cti:
not-so-little-cal:
an-egg:
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
you weren’t supposed to know about the asian woman under my bed
meggannn:
te
busket:
i did it i found the hottest screenshot
